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The Onion’s next move after buying InfoWars? A documentary called ‘Birth of a Nation,’ says CEO Ben Collins

The Onion is developing a documentary for America’s 250th anniversary, called Birth of a Nation, a project CEO Ben Collins says reflects the company’s growing focus beyond satire a...

The Onion’s new parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families

The satirical news site The Onion isn’t waiting to take possession of Infowars to launch a parody of Alex Jones’ conspiracy platform.

The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It

The satirical site is fighting to officially take over Infowars. In the meantime, CEO Ben Collins says the new show will mock “how fucking stupid” conspiratorial brain rot has beco...

The Onion's new parody of Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families

The satirical news site The Onion isn’t waiting to take possession of Infowars to launch a parody of Alex Jones ’ conspiracy platform. More than a year after first trying to buy...

How The Onion Made Alex Jones Cry

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The Onion’s rebooted InfoWars is coming July 2nd

The Onion's InfoWars officially has a launch date: On July 2nd, the conspiracy network previously run by Alex Jones will return as a comedy and media platform. The reboot comes mor...

The Onion: Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein

The Onion continues its brilliance and delivers the goods on this article featuring Trump and Epstein. The Onion: Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by...

Infowars is returning with Tim Heidecker at the helm. Heres what it’ll look like.

The Onion will relaunch Infowars on July 2 with comedian Tim Heidecker as creative director.

The Onion's new parody of Alex Jones' Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families

The families have still received no money from Jones since courts ordered him to pay more than $1 billion for falsely calling the 2012 shooting a hoax.

The Onion's new parody of Alex Jones' Infowars starts with $100,000 to Sandy Hook families

The families of those killed in the Sandy Hook school shooting will indirectly receive money from Alex Jones after a billion-dollar defamation verdict.

Day Around the Bay: Crowd Sings ‘Take Me Home, Country Road’ to US Team at Final Bay Area World Cup Game

The Onion will be airing its long-awaited parody of Alex Jones’s ‘InfoWars’ on Thursdays; an SF pop star named her tour after the Stonestown Galleria; and fans serenaded the US men...

Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli

HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal

News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee has managed to secure a lea...

Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN

FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week of responsibilities and anxiety, one local man decided to take a much-needed break from...

403 - The OSR Onion (Preview)

A new episode has been added to the database: 403 - The OSR Onion (Preview)

Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box

U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.

News Paper Simulator 2

News Paper Simulator 2 is a narrative-driven journalism simulation game where you play as a writer for "The LA Weird Times!...

New 'Communist Catan' Expansion Set Just Makes Players All Wait Their Turn For Grain

U.S. — A new "Communist Catan" expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and wait for their turn to collect small amounts of grain.

Hold the onions – and see if they make you cry

Feedback isn't sure what to make of a ground-breaking piece of research into the understudied topic of "subjective individual variability in onion tearing and its relationship to c...

Knicks Fan Lets Off Steam by Bombing Iran

Following the Knicks’ narrow loss yesterday, every day New Yorker Donald Trump has decided to blow off some steam after the match by bombing Iran. As New York reacts to its beloved...

In Powerful Act Of Protest, Liberals Begin Adding Algae To Drinking Water

U.S. — In a powerful showing of solidarity with the algae discoloring the newly-renovated Reflecting Pool, liberals across the nation have begun adding green pond scum to their dri...

Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel

NEW YORK, NY — Ranch dressing futures skyrocketed to an unprecedented $120 a barrel on the New York Stock Exchange, officially surpassing crude oil as the world's most valuable liq...

The Great Moon Hoax of 1835: Where “Fake News” Began

Thinking back to the many childhood grocery-store trips made with their parents, Americans of a certain age will remember nothing so vividly as the Weekly World News. It always sto...