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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal

News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee has managed to secure a lea...

Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With

While Satan famously tempted our Lord to turn stones into bread or become an earthly king, Lucifer had other tricks up his sleeve. Here are ten more things Satan tempted Jesus with...

Best of the Babylon Bee: Kamala Harris ‘thinking about’ losing again in 2028

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case

The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and actor Justin Baldoni. With so much contradictory information, it's...

10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026

If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday.

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents' Dinner

Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version

U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer claimed to release a new "update" for the King Jam...

Not Fake News: He Is Risen

He is risen indeed!

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in place, here's how popular media outlets are reporting it:

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom

It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom.

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.

'The New York Times' Updates Slogan To 'All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible'

NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country's most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting to trying times by changing its longtime slogan to "All the news that's...

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist.

7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up

When your soul yearns for inspiration, there is no better place to turn than the Word of God. Be lifted up by these seven amazing quotes from Scripture:

Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake

U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.

BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard To Destroy Trump And Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said P...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions, which they had labored to construct these many months...

Mamdani Says City-Run Supermarket Will Be Ready In 3 Years But Recommends Getting In Line For Bread Now

NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that the city was going to spend a whopping $30 million on his city-run supermarket, with the project expected to take three years to...

Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President

WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again this week, as a crazy old man who moved into the nursing home over a...

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church

MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobile.

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon

The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond the known lunar surface in that dark realm beyond our telescopes?

The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War

As you've probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.

Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation

Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity. Now, with the new James Talarico Bible translat...

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump

VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo XIV shared an AI-generated photo of himself d...

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