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Our Joke blogs are a place where people can scroll through all kinds of jokes, from quick one-liners to odd punchlines that make you stop and reread them. A lot of visitors keep co...
A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says, "You can't come in here with those trainers."
What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.
How do you make a hot dog stand? Take its chair away.
I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, "That's a clear sign".
I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, "They're game for a laugh".
I just saw a paleontologist sitting in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating.
They closed the local bridge today. I still can't get over it.
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves with zero resistance.
I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. I'm pretty excited to have the apartment to myself for the evening.
My friend told me he'd give me a portable radio that had no batteries. I think it's a wind up.
What do you call a female pirate who loses a leg? Peg.
My friend wouldn't stop going on about how to make his folder smaller. I told him to zip it.
How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot.
Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty.
Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.
A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He's a printer.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn grown hare.
A van delivering snooker supplies has crashed. There are cues on both sides of the highway.
Note: A little fowl language in this joke today, reader discretion is advised… A customer walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a pint of chocolate ice cream. The person behind...
I was in Bermuda recently, and I went to see their national orchestra playing. The guy with the triangle mysteriously disappeared.
Like us you probably haven’t been to the Great American State Fair in Washington. The Donald Trump backed festival, such as it is, is being held on the city’s National Mall to cele...
War has always been an odd chapter in human history. Soldiers head out with serious faces, big plans, and boots that somehow manage to collect half the mud around them. Camps quick...
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