Broken Submarine
Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine? It didn't go down that well.
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Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine? It didn't go down that well.
Today, I was conned into buying a broken old mirror. I'm afraid it's going to reflect poorly on me.
We’ve put together a round-up of our favourite April Fool’s pranks of the day.
I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, "That's a clear sign".
How does a funeral director start his day? With his mourning coffee.
They closed the local bridge today. I still can't get over it.
I went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. I think he was the loan arranger.
My friend wouldn't stop going on about how to make his folder smaller. I told him to zip it.
What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking.
May Day began as a day for workers to stand up for fair hours and better treatment, but it always felt like a holiday trying to do too much at once. One year, I thought it was just...
Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty.
I didn't think I'd fail my origami exam. But that's just how things unfolded.
What do you call a carnivorous weatherman? A meat-eaterologist.
I saw a plant cut into the shape of a skeleton today. It was a bone-sai tree.
Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.
My wife told me the leftover chicken would make a great sandwich. It's been an hour since I took it out of the fridge, and it still hasn't made me a sandwich.
Who needs a fool’s day when people all over the world are constantly fooled? It is a reality shaped by ongoing deceptions. Still, in the spirit of playful psychological warfare, im...
Now That His Kids Are Grown, This Dad Is Giving Up His Dad Jokes by Gary Rudoren from Reader’s Digest Once your kid stops laughing at “Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? I...
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention. It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I'm relishing it.
by Gary Varvel at CDN - The only difference is that Jesters tell jokes. Jeffries is one. Don’t want to ever miss an editorial cartoon? Sign-up for our morning briefing HERE and ge...
What do you call a guy who paints pictures of bikes on church ceilings? Cycleangelo.
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