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Local Aquarium

When I phoned my local aquarium, they asked me to shout, "Jump through this hoop!" Apparently, the call might be recorded for training porpoises.

Text Editor

Why did the text editor go to the chiropractor? To center his alignment.

Pirate Gold

I saw a pirate standing in a pile of gold on his ship that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

150 Corny Dad Jokes Everyone Pretends to Hate in 2026

Dad jokes have a funny way of turning an ordinary afternoon into a mix of groans, laughs, and eye rolls. One moment the family is quietly eating dinner, and the next, dad is sittin...

Archery Annual Ball Joke

I managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull a few strings.

Barge Pole

I just bought a really expensive barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out.

Candle Armor

What do you call a candle in armor? A knight light.

Upholstery Machine

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered now.

Stationery Cupboard

The scissors were going to stand for president of the stationery cupboard ... But they couldn't find anyone to run with them.

Bathroom Showroom

Did you hear about the explosion at the bathroom showroom? Authorities are warning residents to expect scattered showers.

Cow Army

What do you call an army of cows? The milidairy.

A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

I posted the same joke ages ago!

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Drum Kit

My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.

Hot Jacket

What kind of jacket makes you hot? A blazer.

Stolen Jacket

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

Female Sheep

I saw a fireman releasing a bunch of female sheep on the side of the roads to eat all the brush in the hills. I asked him why they were all female. He said, "Only ewe can prevent...

Harp Player

I always found it hard to learn to play the harp. It's not an easy instrument to pick up.

Watch Sale

For sale: Watch with quarter of a face. For a limited time only.

Real winner of Best Joke at Edinburgh Fringe is flat rented out for six grand

Werewolf Escapologist Joke

What do you call a werewolf escapologist? Hairy Houdini.

Pyramid Garage

A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There's a sign on it saying Toot and Come In.

Quick Stand-Up Jokes to Make Your Monday Less Sucky