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‘A Man Walks Into a Bar…’ Jokes That Remain Undefeated

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Coal Dust

A group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve miners".

Female Sheep

I saw a fireman releasing a bunch of female sheep on the side of the roads to eat all the brush in the hills. I asked him why they were all female. He said, "Only ewe can prevent...

A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left...

A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbit Went into a Bar

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Stand-Up Tidbits Are Like Tequila Shots of Laughter

Dragon Tamer

I never should've taken that job as a dragon tamer. I got fired almost immediately.

75 Rude Jokes to Roast Friends Without Mercy

Rudeness in humor usually shows up loud and impossible to ignore, like someone dragging muddy shoes across a clean floor. Some people instantly crack up, while others sit there won...

90 Funny Burger Jokes Worth Every Bite

Burgers have been making people smile for a long time with their soft buns, juicy patties, and toppings that somehow always slide out at the worst moment. Grabbing a burger is rare...

Quick Stand-Up Jokes to Make Your Monday Less Sucky

Judgemental Lions

What do you call a group of judgemental lions? Pride and Prejudice.

Working the Grill at Al's Truckadero

Moon, the waitress, had terrible English....

150 Funny Work-Appropriate Jokes That Clock In Laughs

Work jokes can make even the longest office day feel a little easier. Someone might walk into a meeting looking stressed, then leave smiling after a funny moment during a boring sp...

Pour One Out For The Hunnies & Funnies

Bartenders Are Sharing the Things They Overheard and Can't Forget

Some nights behind the bar are quieter than others. And then there are the nights that stick with you for years. Continue reading…

25 Dirty Robot Jokes With Bold Output and Laughs

A robot runs on code, circuits, and clear instructions, designed to stick to logic without wandering off course. In one late-night lab, the only sound was the low hum of machines w...

“Just Kidding,” by Rita Dove

“A priest, a rabbi, and a poet walk into a bar / and we’re laughing already, calculating their clashing philosophies.”

Tale from the tree-log bar

Five folks (some of them admittedly dead) walk into a bar. One brings gratitude, another joy, another faith, another beams, and one just stops. The bartender, whom everyone calls "...

‘What joke might take people a few seconds to get?’ – 21 gags that aren’t for the hard of thinking

Everyone loves a laugh, don’t they? But all laughs are not created equal, and some are so sophisticated that they take a little more time to process. They’ve been talking about the...

Local Aquarium

When I phoned my local aquarium, they asked me to shout, "Jump through this hoop!" Apparently, the call might be recorded for training porpoises.

20 Dirty Giraffe Jokes That Go Over the Top

A giraffe is famous for its long neck and tall legs, standing far above most other animals in the wild. That unusual height has made it an easy target for comedians and late-night...

75 Funny Republican Jokes for Red-y Laughs

Republicans are people who support or belong to the Republican Party, one of the major political parties in the United States. Politics is often seen as a serious topic, but conver...

50 Best Otter Jokes That Are Shorely Funny

Otters are fun river animals that spend their time swimming quickly, sliding through muddy areas, and searching for food in the water. Their soft fur, nonstop activity, and energet...