Pilot’s License
It turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot's license. Chocs away!
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It turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot's license. Chocs away!
I took a nasty tumble while boarding a flight yesterday and ended up in the hospital. Luckily, the doctor says it's just an airline fracture.
We’re familiar with most of the no-nos when it comes to plane etiquette, specifically what not to do towards the end of your journey – don’t clap the pilot when they successfully l...
These things used to be called “ flying coffins.” They had more accidents than any airliner at the time. I notice the tanker has upgraded engines though. Good job!
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."
Not every 46-year-old comedy still gets laughs, but Airplane! seems only to get funnier with the decades. Some viewers too young to have caught it in its theatrical release even ta...
By now, you’ll be aware that Donald Trump, when returning from the Nato summit in Türkiye last month, ditched Air Force One for fear of an assassination attempt. He was smuggled in...
I'm sure a bunch of you disagree, so prepare to hurl insults at me in the comments below. I don't care if this makes you boo, I've seen what makes you cheer.
«Безобидная шутка» пожилого человека на борту самолета стала причиной задержки рейса. Об эпизоде рассказала блогер Айгерим Сулейменова. В авиакомпании прокомментировали произошедше...
There’s nothing civil about civil aviation these days. Passengers are having to deal with people who demand that they give up their seats, drunks, people who won’t control their ch...
I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon. He popped the question.
I’m not an anxious flyer, but even I have to admit that the idea of a plane being struck by lightning mid-air terrifies me.Perhaps it shouldn’t – after all, the National Weather Se...
Correction 17/7/2026 after a tip, the Vans aircraft was flying past the funeral of teenager
I posted the same joke ages ago!
Airplanes, Alarms, and Albuquerque Center Air Facts Journal I received a text message from one of the flight school supervisors asking if I would like to travel to Arizona with one...
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Jeremy Clarkson encountered a "serious problem" on a flight to his holiday.
Vaak bu’j te bange! Dat is Achterhoeks/Twents voor iets doen wat eigenlijk net niet helemaal verstandig is, maar wel mooi kan worden. Zoals op vakantie in bepaalde vliegtuigen stap...
I’m not an anxious flyer, but even I have to admit that the idea of a plane being struck by lightning mid-air terrifies me.Perhaps it shouldn’t – after all, the National Weather Se...
Percy the parrot flew away, and bagged a lift from a Jumbo jet, piloted by Bert Smithbottom, a ...
A robot runs on code, circuits, and clear instructions, designed to stick to logic without wandering off course. In one late-night lab, the only sound was the low hum of machines w...
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