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Why could the mechanic not become an actor? He couldn't get the parts.
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Why could the mechanic not become an actor? He couldn't get the parts.
(Updated 4:10 p.m.) Talent manager Ogie Diaz poked fun at the consecutive absences of 13 senators in the scheduled Senate plenary sessions. Senate plenary sessions failed to procee...
"I sounded like a killer whale farting in a wind tunnel."View Entire Post ›
David Zucker has been making people laugh since before most of us were born. Co-creator of Airplane! and the Naked Gun franchise, he's one of the few filmmakers who can probably a...
Standup Comedian: Yes, it pays less than minimum wage—and that’s if you get paid—but, on the bright side, you’ll get lots of blurry photos of you sweating near a microphone.
The jokes just write themselves.
"Gird your loins!" is still my personal favorite.View Entire Post ›
I'm not exactly a strict viewer of long-running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, but there is one tradition that I'm always seated for: the Weekend Update joke swap. At the...
Our Joke blogs are a place where people can scroll through all kinds of jokes, from quick one-liners to odd punchlines that make you stop and reread them. A lot of visitors keep co...
When Jake Gyllenhaal tried out for The Lord of the Rings, he didn't realize he needed to use a British accent. When he was finished, director Peter Jackson told him, "You are the w...
This is the perfect response.
The 'Flight of the Conchords' multihyphenate says, "with acting, only the first day is stressful. Writing is stressful all the time."
The actor made the joke while taking Colbert's place as interviewer The post Robert De Niro slates Trump with Epstein joke in Stephen Colbert’s penultimate ‘Late Show’ episode appe...
The current Trump impersonator also revealed the unusual way he thinks about playing the president.
The Cannes jury president couldn’t help but remind everyone he still hasn’t won a Palme d’Or.
The stars of “Giant,” “Fallen Angels,” “The Rocky Horror Show,” “Ragtime” and more prove they’ll go to great lengths to be believable in a role.
“Every time there’s a prop or a newspaper, we make ourselves crazy writing 100 jokes that no one will ever see.”
Actor, 60, says he felt ‘castrated comedically’ after receiving criticism on set
Acting is hard, there’s no denying that, and we can’t expect actors and performers to be experts in every area within their character’s lives. However, when it comes to being able...
A preacher can turn a calm Sunday morning into a long session filled with advice, deep lessons, and serious expressions. In one small town, the local preacher spoke so loudly that...
'Noises Off' is a true farce complete with multiple love triangles, exaggerated physical altercations and a frequent case of flying sardines.
Community creator Dan Harmon said this actor was a superstar who could come up with his own funny lines when the writers didn't have time.
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