Orchestra Accident
In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone. I fear I may have percussion.
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In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone. I fear I may have percussion.
A van delivering snooker supplies has crashed. There are cues on both sides of the highway.
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 ⚠️ ACCIDENT vs INCIDENT vs UNSAFE ACT vs UNSAFE CONDITION vs NEAR MISS 🧐✅ Know the difference — it’s the key to preventing harm! 🔴 ACCIDENTUnplanned event that...
My patient asked me if he was going to die. No, I told him, you should be fine. But then again, either of us could walk out of here and get hit by a bus. Yes, he said, looking up a...
Many accidents don't happen because workers don't know the job...
The news is a plane crash.
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.
In spite of all precautions and safety preparations somehow freak accidents sneak in. We came across this clip that is a compilation of three freaky accidents. Click here to contin...
It turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance. I thought I was covered but I wasn't.
What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.
What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.
Photo: ODT Files A crash on Dunedin's Southern Motorway possibly proved to be too interesting for one motorist who braked heavily and caused another crash while driving past...
Originally posted on August 30, 2016 @ 8:55 PMCotton Wool Capers I was on a building site last week... The post Cotton Wool Capers appeared first on SafetyRisk.net.
I accidentally broke my nephew's model rocket. Now I owe him an Apollo G.
War has always been an odd chapter in human history. Soldiers head out with serious faces, big plans, and boots that somehow manage to collect half the mud around them. Camps quick...
âš ï¸ HUMAN FACTORS: WHY MOST WORKPLACE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN Most accidents are not from broken equipment — over 80% start with human behavior, mindset, and conditions. Understandin...
Why could the mechanic not become an actor? He couldn't get the parts.
My friend went for a job at a sunscreen factory but didn't get it. He's going to reapply.
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